Loved your previous post re: the religious conversion, but jumpin’ Jehoshaphat, son, I didn’t expect a thesis on the subject!

Still, well thought out, and informative. Bravo.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/20/vatican.anglican.church/index.html

I did not know that religions could ‘merge’ like this, like a corporate takeover. Sort of closing the circle some 450 years after Henry VIII, no?

I think I shall lurk around this blog rather than your other endeavor. Too many robots and perversions at that location, old chap.

Knew you’d savvy. Knew you would, knew you would.

Beatings are always nice (especially if you want to keep the public out of town hall meetings) but I am beginning to see the wisdom of everyone carrying guns and making murder legal. Sure, there will be innocent and decent people killed at first but the psychopathic killers and dumbasses will make enemies far faster than they can kill people and will be selected out of the population preferentially while their victims will be rather random. Eventually the people in society who are sociable, smart and polite will live longer and have more chances to have kids. Gunpowder Darwinism I say.

Punk: Hey, you geezing fatass!

Me: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

Very satisfying. Of course, you have to make sure they’re just immature mall rats, and not the local MS-13 social committee, but then, the latter group rarely messes with civilians.

I blame the lack of beatings that they receive at home. But you can take solace in the fact that someday they’re going to come across someone who isn’t what they appear, and, *thump* another life lesson learned the hard way.

And for Hurlbut, a little primer: When you reference someone’s writings with quotation marks (“”), that means you are repeating what they have written verbatim, not paraphrasing, or, in your case, just making up stuff. You shit-scarfing little toad.

You also run into the occassional civil or admirable person. It’s sort of like when they discover that little girl among the xenomorphs in Aliens.

Ha! I don’t know what blog you read that on but it wasn’t this one. And as for dismissing everyone and everything as wankers and skanks – no, I only dismiss wankers and skanks as such. Why you seem to consider them “everyone and everything” is for you to know. I also didn’t say that most adults would walk away from being slandered without responding but thanks for at least trying to read what I wrote. Better luck next time. I indicate that an adult who was given the finger in response to their own pissy behavior would not feel obligated to come up with a reply. The wanker had tried to intimidate and humiliate a random person for the amusement of himself and his friends and when it didn’t go as he had planed he got flustered. You may not find that amusing but I do.

It sounds like I might have struck a nerve. Let me assure you that if you are among those who enjoy yelling insults at people who dare to cross your path because it is just so clever or are the type to be impressed by it, I actually do have a lot admiration for you. Being practiced in, or admiring of, slander and verbal abuse indicates that you will no doubt have a distinguished future before you in journalism, politics or community activism.

I would, however, recommend spending less time reading the whole of blogs you find “kind of sad” and more time cultivating social connections with your local chapter of ACORN or organized crime if you really want to excel at wankerism.

Good luck.

P.S. Go microwave your Johnny Cakes.