Posted by: Snake Oil Baron | January 21, 2010

Sweet Zombie Jesus! There’s a Non-Democrat on Kennedy’s Throne!

The TV and print Democrats are mostly trying to spin this in opposite directions while some are huddling in the corners of newsrooms and studios mumbling something about “game over, man”.

The office holding Democrats are taking it much better on account of being in complete denial.

Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy has clawed his way out of the ground, raised an army of dead senators and is wreaking a terrible undead revenge on the people of Massachusett(e)s.

Obama just took Biden out for some ice cream.



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